Hey, guys--want to impress the lady in your life on her next birthday? Here's an idea you probably wouldn't have come up with on your own.
Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure
"ZWINGLE, Iowa - Ask this Iowa wife if she got the perfect birthday present and she'll tell you her hubby "dung good."
"Carole and Dick Kleis live together on their eastern Iowa farm. This year for her birthday, Dick used more than 120,000 pounds of manure to spell out a special message. It basically says 'Happy Birthday, Love You,' but in shorthand.
"And it only took three hours to spell it all out in a stinky, but mushy way.
"It's not hard," said Kleis. "Any manure will work but the good, soft, gushy, warm stuff works the best. It kind of melts the snow."
My own lovely and gracious wife is very difficult to choose gifts for. I wonder...