0 Obama attacks the moon--wins Nobel Peace Prize

Go figure... I didn't even know were pissed at the moon. I'm a little less surprised that the Nobel committee had an Obama-gasm. After all, they have awarded the peace prize to other distinguished visionaries like Jimmy Carter, Al Gore and Yassar Arafat.

Critics argue that Obama had only been in office 12 days when nominations for the Nobel Peace Prize closed. Clearly all of those critics are racist.

Fingerpost has been unable to confirm rumors that the American president edged out Michael Jackson who was nominated for his work with children.

I'll keep you posted...