Do you suppose the President served watermelon and jelly donuts at the White House kegger? Comfort food eases stress, doesn't it?
But wait a minute--to do that would be to make unfair assumptions based upon the attendees ethnic/cultural backgrounds. The first post-racial president wound never make such a faux pas. It was silly of me to even suggest such a thing.
Then again, that's kinda what got the President in this quagmire in the first place.